1. Massive Schlong (AKA Willy Wonker)
2. Only attracted to males if their names start with Z, C, J, or I.. otherwise he is a heterosexual man
3. Prides himself on the length of his "Squidward's nose," as he often likes to call it
4. Life motto, "bros before hoes unless the hoes have nice toes"
5. Loves it when a man rubs sunscreen on his back, but not in a super gay manner.. just a gentle rub
6. Penis really big
2. Only attracted to males if their names start with Z, C, J, or I.. otherwise he is a heterosexual man
3. Prides himself on the length of his "Squidward's nose," as he often likes to call it
4. Life motto, "bros before hoes unless the hoes have nice toes"
5. Loves it when a man rubs sunscreen on his back, but not in a super gay manner.. just a gentle rub
6. Penis really big
Jaxon has a huge wang
by 2342324 November 07, 2021
by huntsmaneliteforyourxbox February 07, 2019
by AnnoyoumousUrban January 06, 2020
A perverted freak, who in class won't care at all what the teacher is saying and will come over and touch you pussy and make it super awkward and you will be scared for the rest of your life.
"Oh my god... Please stop touching me jaxon!!!"
"No. I LOVE the feel of your SKIN!!!hahahahahaha!!!"
"No. I LOVE the feel of your SKIN!!!hahahahahaha!!!"
by Mrs. Sherbon March 18, 2018
A big ugly asshole not mutch to say.The biggest douchebag you'll ever meet.He pretends to like you just to know u like him and hell break you.
by Loveisfakeaf January 31, 2020
by Me. Yellow January 09, 2018