the bestest everest

Wayne - you are the bestest everest

Wayne is the bestest everest

by Iamthegodofallgods July 2, 2022

Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a girl. See also: Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Girl 1: Rocky’s a scrappy tough guy, like he’s the junkyard dog bad boy of the group, and I think I could change him. Definitely fuck. Everest is super hot and a lot of fun. She can teach me how to ski and I feel like she’d keep me safe, so marry for sure. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?

Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.

by CountOlaf69 October 14, 2024

Everest

This guy is short and usually nerdy, but that’s the point of his personality. He’s really silly and goofy but also tries to form his humor into yours. Everest are also really nice and kind, also supportive.

“That dude is really supportive of me..must be an Everest.”

by Joey/Jordi February 14, 2024

Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?

Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.

by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024

Climbing Mt Everest

When you lick your way slowly up to the top of ones nipples.

Dude, my gf told me I can take her climbing Mt Everest some time! I'm so stoked!

by Queer_Qenton August 2, 2016