irritable bowel syndrome is a type of person that makes weird sound effects when they are talking and refuses to kiss their boyfriend at the door.
Oh that irritable bowel syndrome she left my man hanging at the door and started squawking while she was telling me about a hike she went on.
by zeebeegeez November 16, 2018

by Loganruleslarge November 18, 2020

by amammamamaamamammamaa September 6, 2023

I cannot believe it, this is the third turn I am only getting vowels in this Scrabble round, I must have Irritable vowel syndrome (I.V.S.)!
by Farshad Tami September 13, 2019

It started in Hollywood ,you get famous by trying to irritate people.
Then it went into politics. You irritate people to get votes.
The religious irritate the non-religious , liberals irritate conservatives.
No race ,religion ,belief or anything is off limits. Nobody has the right to not be insulted.
Then it went into politics. You irritate people to get votes.
The religious irritate the non-religious , liberals irritate conservatives.
No race ,religion ,belief or anything is off limits. Nobody has the right to not be insulted.
by anonymous August 11, 2022

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"
I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.
by QuacksO September 24, 2017
