infected bush

A stinky,grim gone off area of the genetals of that of a woman. It's become infected due to being in contact with a lot of dirty sausages .

I'm not having sex with you Mandy uve got a infected bush

by Forrester mass March 13, 2018

babywipe infection

it is when you wipe your ass so hard with a babywipe it goes up your ass and damages your anal cavity

Jerry: Ah dude the other day i got the worst babywipe infection ever

Tom:Oh shit what made it so bad

Jerry: It made me shit vomit

by anal rectifier November 21, 2017

covid infected

NO, URBAN DICTIONARY! I DON'T WANT A FUCKING COVID INFECTED MUG AND NECK GAITER!!!

let's be honest, you only typed this to see "get the covid infected neck gaiter and mug."

by damnboihethic69 February 8, 2021

Testicular infection

Very painful infection in the testicles. May have moderate to severe pain. Medical help is strongly suggested for proper diagnosis.

Why are you looking up medical conditions on a site mainly used for modern day slangs?

Man 1: Oh shit I think I got testicular infection!
Man 2: Go get a doctor to properly diagnose it!
Man 1: AAHHHH GOD IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!

by Piggy_Master603 June 22, 2019

Staff Infection

A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.

May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.

June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.

by surrrra June 13, 2007

Suspect Infect

A word used to describe a person, male or female, who has had many sexual partners to the point of where it is questionable to whether he or she has an STD.

Ashley: Omg Bradly is so sexy!
Keyshia: Girl he fucks with a lot of females, He's a Suspect Infect!

by Jos! April 22, 2011

Water Infection

A Water Infection is a polite term used to describe the infamous "Blue Waffle Disease"

I have a Water Infection.

Lol, Blue Waffle.

by Scott Mortgage Carr July 11, 2010