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inflation disorder

Disorder in which you are obsessed with inflation a vagina with your mouth and then pushing the air out by slapping their stomach. A person with this disorder will talk about it non stop and berate their friends with traumatizing in depth inflation stories.
“Kieran has a severe case of Inflation disorder, he keeps inflating Abby Lee Miller and Wendy Williams and Steve Harvey and Dr. Phil”
by Shane Yaw August 22, 2023
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Over-inflated

Your date is over-inflated, let some air out of your blow up doll.
Ken left his over-inflated date in the restaurant when he went home.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2017
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Microwave inflation

When the cooking time of food needs to be adjusted to account for a weaker or stronger microwave.
The microwave at my dorm room is older than the one at my house, so when I make a bag of popcorn, I have to adjust for microwave inflation.
by marblew August 2, 2011
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inflatable spine

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.
I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
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Sacred Inflation

When having anal sex with your partner you pull out a cross, you then proceed to peg yourself with the cross until your rectum swells due to damage. With your swollen rectum you make your partner suck on it. Whilst doing so you proceed to spunk on a bible and hit your partner with the spunk and bible whilst saying justice has been served. The God Has Blessed us all.
Jenna what happened to your face its all swollen.
Oh Felix and i tried the sacred inflation it was amazing.
by Qxl April 5, 2020
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Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.
"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."
by Nut_meme March 26, 2017
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Inflatable scarf

When you go down on a woman (cunnilingus) and she farts and you feel a warm breeze on your neck.
I told my girlfriend the room was freezing, she gave me an inflatable scarf
by DodoStaff April 13, 2022
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