Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021

Incompetently stupid

Something so beyond stupid that you do, and you don't even understand you've made a complete fool of yourself.

Hang on. I forgot to tell you there's another step beyond incompetently stupid. It's called beytarded.

by Sexydimma October 14, 2024

Incompetently stupid

Something so stupid that you've done it becomes beytarded

What have you done recently that's incompetently stupid?

by Sexydimma October 15, 2024

Incompetently stupid

Something so stupid that you do that's beyond stupid.

What's the last incompetently stupid thing you've done

by Sexydimma October 16, 2024

Incompetently stupid

Something so beyond stupid, you have all over your face .

If your mistake is incompetently stupid, and you don't realize it, you don't know what the definition of insanity is.

by Aspergers dragon November 2, 2024

Weaponized Incompetence

When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.

Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"

by ExplodingStrawberries November 8, 2024

Incompetently stupid

Something you do that's so stupid it's actually beytarded

Putting your oatmeal porridge to cook on the stove and forgetting about it...is lol incompetently stupid...am I missing something?

by Sexydimma November 15, 2024