by Ben of Earth January 2, 2011
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Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:
One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box
Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"
Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.
Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:
One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box
Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"
Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.
by ArcadianSnowdrop October 29, 2014
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A bi- or homosexual male who has not yet revealed his sexuality publicly. "Jack" refers to the character from Will & Grace.
Kevin makes more passes at guys than a quarterback, even though he's with Kerri. Do you think's a jack in the box?
by s.a.r.a.h. January 29, 2008
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by dfsdgfsgfghsdfgh December 28, 2005
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Friend: It's not gonna help, Pete's mint in the box ugly
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by poofu's gal September 25, 2007
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by Fisty McCramminhands July 6, 2007
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