i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.
My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021
Get the I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eyemug. 'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
Get the can i put my ballz in yo jawmug.