I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.
To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.
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I ain't

Mohammed: "I ain't"

Random guy: "Yeah I know you're a pussy, you don't have to say it."
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I ain't sweat

I ain't sweat
= I am not lying!
Police: Did you do it?
Guy: Ayo no!
Police: Don't lie!
Guy: Bruv, I ain't sweat!
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When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
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guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT
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