Hurting like Charlesworth

Overreacting from a minor injury such as banging a leg, and behaving like you have just been taken out by an American sniper.

Pete: What's wrong with James?
Mike: He banged his elbow on the doorframe, and now he's hurting like Charlesworth.
Pete: Fucking fairy!

by Pissed Fairy February 17, 2015

Hurting Ball

Once believed to be a monster in hiding, but eventually turned out to be a practice golf ball. It was believed back in '92 that they lived in your lawn and would snip at your toes using long snouts with teeth on the end

OUCH motherfucka i just got bit by a hurting ball-- um.. i mean a practice golf ball lol!?

by Big Bear Stalker September 28, 2003

hurlin machine

what assholes use once a women's boyfriend goes to the bathroom. He then proceded to take advantage of that women. TOTALLY WRONG!

ohh crap...here comes a guy tryin to start up the hurlin machine...what a moron.

by beluga April 15, 2004

hurting bert

sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising

last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert

by considerate young ladies May 1, 2005

Hurfing your durf

when you barf, it sounds like your saying hurfadurf, therefore you are hurfing your durf.

Mikey: Oh I don't feel so good, I think I am going to barf.
Danny: Don't go hurfing your durf in my car man.

by Sir Lulzalot May 15, 2011

stop hurting

used by children. if one child is beating on another, third child yells out: stop hurting her!! -works real well by adults if said in high childlike voice with persons' name or her/him at the end. -usually defuses adult 'stink-on another' situation with laughter!!

stop hurting maurice!

stop hurting jane

stop hurting she

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Bone Hurting Juice

CBD Oil, usually in Vape Juice form.

Hey man my muscles are aching, can you hit me up with some of that bone hurting juice?

by pearlharborboi November 20, 2017