A Humphrey

Pulling a Humphrey is when one inserts/penetrates an individual of the female sex whilst discarding/contracting contents of the uterine walls.

I’m so lonely and the bitch next door is on her period and just got chlamydia from unit 11, fuck it I’ll pull a Humphrey.

by A Helping Friend December 11, 2019

Humphrey Bogart

When you pass someone the pen and they just keep holding it.

“Hey Humphrey Bogart, you wanna pass that back??”

by MilkHandles June 06, 2020

Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers

"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.

by MilesMilton January 05, 2022