When your wife, girl friend, or secret mistress french kisses your butt hole after you've went a few rounds with the toilet from some spicy tacos.
I was surprised when my wife asked me to allow her to give me a Hershey's Kiss. I ate some really spicy tacos and blew up the bathroom. I dropped my pants and told her I was ready. I didn't realize it was valentine's day and she meant chocolates...
by MufasaLY April 3, 2020

The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat
"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022

When someone us riding you and they accidentally poop on you and they leave a perfect Hershey kiss shaped poop on your balls
by Philthis1983 November 3, 2023

by Obamadocare7832 May 9, 2022

Person 1: Do you have any chocolate left?
Person 2: No, but if you want some we can Hershey's Kiss.
Both Persons: CENSORED
Person 2: No, but if you want some we can Hershey's Kiss.
Both Persons: CENSORED
by xander.with.an.x August 29, 2020

When your butt is pressed up against someone else in bed, and you prairie-dog a turd against their skin.
I now hesitate to spoon naked with my girlfriend, after she surprised me with a Hershey’s Kiss in the middle of the night.
by Fil Qwasny May 1, 2022

Right after anal if there is feces on the penis, the person switches to a blowjob and then goes in for a kiss.
“My first time havin anal I accidentally shitted on my mans dick, had to get up real quick and suck that shit off before he saw it. Then I gave him a Hershey’s Kiss.”
by Dale Beans September 8, 2023
