Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019

hatter

A hatter is a person that loves to wear headwear at all times.

person1 hey look person2 a hatter.
person2 you dumb idiot thats idubbbz

by Zerf33389 January 17, 2021

floppy hatter

An American woman or gay/bi male who travels to most often to Europe seeking “cultural enrichment” which most often means, sexual encounters with as many random European Men as possible before returning home to America. Some just like a single fling, most prefer to inhale copious amounts of European(white preferably) man meat. The name is derived from the trademark floppy straw hat American women prefer to wear casually indicating her status as a traveler.

Brenda’s back from her summer as a floppy hatter in Barcelona, her body count must be crazy by now.

by Tricky Bobby February 12, 2024

Hatter

When someone wears too many hats

look at that hatter

by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020

pink-pussy-hatter

An individual who dons a pink-pussy-hat.

There were so many pink-pussy-hatters marching outside the Trump rally.

by Tree House Eikaiwa October 7, 2018