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Handbrake

A significant other, usually a girlfiend who does nothing but complain and attempts to take the boyfriends freedom away and crash boys nites. this is normally caused by the girlfriend being a loser or having no friends
ie. oh gosh ty cant go to the boys nite cos the handbrake is on
by spanky619 May 2, 2006
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Heartbreak

A sensation so empty and barren that referring to it as a 'feeling' is almost an oxymoron. When someone does something towards you that you just cant handle. Everything that held even slight significance in the past means less than nothing when your heart is broken. Death seems like the only escape from this wretched illness. But, overtime, the sun rises and life slowly, but surely, regains meaning.
It is pratically impossible to describe the sensation of heartbreak. When you experience it, you'll know.
by choymatc19 July 5, 2012
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heartbreak lies

When the person you like or love tells you that everything about the relationship you had was a lie.
like heartbreak joke everything about the relationship was a lie. heartbreak lies are the pain people go through when it was all a lie.
by victim of cruelty February 15, 2010
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Heartbreak

The only injury your momma can't fix with a bandaid and a kiss.
The tall, dark-haired boy wrote a song about how his heartbreak affected his life.
by MegaSayWhuut February 23, 2011
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Heartbreak joke

When you like or love someone and when they ask you out. Then only to find out that it was all a joke.
heartbreak is still painful but heartbreak and joke put together make life almost unbearable. A Heartbreak joke is the most painful,mind screamingly painful, and confusionous thing know to the world.
by victim of cruelty February 15, 2010
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Heartbreak

When someone you love is so close to you and you feel like this one moment should last forever and then suddenly she takes half your heart with you, sometimes this may cause someone to go crazy or start doing something, especially if its the persons first girlfriend
Guy: *thinking* i like her so much but i wont tell her cause if she doesnt like me then it'll end up like last time!
girl: *texts guy* i think i like you :)
guy: WAAAAAAAA HOOOO!

(they start going out its all going cool..untill!)

girl: I'm sorry i rushed into a relationship...
guy: *shocked* oh its ok, it happens to me alot
girl: sorry...
guy: no don't be ...*thinking*: how should i commit suicide..ok maybe i shudnt...

Week Later, Guy's house

*guy takes out knife*
guy: i hope this works
*slowly cuts himself*
guy: ahh shit..hey this works, now i dont feel pain.. yessss!

next day guy all happy...normal day come home girl text him

girl: do u cut?
guy: BLANK told u didnt he?
girl: no one said anything but listen cutting isnt good for you..bla bla bla bla
guy: *thinking* for fuck sake...
girl: (sends pics of cuts)
guy: OK I GET IT! now can u please leave me alone
girl: fine i see u dont care
guy:...cya in school

WARNING: HEARTBREAK MAY CAUSE SUICIDAL NEED, SELF HARM OR VIOLENT OUTBURSTS, SOMETIMES IT MAY CHANGE A PERSON forever...
by JustSomeLonelyGuy May 17, 2006
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Heartbreak

When you've been dumped, cheated on, lied too, or just plain never got the one you love, you'll often experience the feeling you'll never be worthy and that everything in your life you've ever tried to do wasn't worth a damned thing compared to that one person who broke your heart. Sometimes you may even experience actual physical pain to your heart because it hurts so much. It's when your heart has been torn into so many pieces even hell feels absolutly amazing.
My boyfriend just openly told me he had 'amazing' sex with the neighbourhood slut. Now heartbreak's all I feel.
by tacojunkie96 August 28, 2010
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