Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.
yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.
by Bag Dad February 21, 2024
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Joe horsey

This boi has a mealworm dick

Dafuq
Woah have you seen joe horsey? He has a mealworm cock
by 69mikehunt69 November 8, 2019
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Horsey

The piece in chess that starts on b1, g1, b8 and g8. It moves in a L-Shape.
I won a game of chess by mating my opponent with a horsey.
by theposonedivy June 14, 2025
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Horsey-Hen

A Horse featuring the neck and facial characteristics of a Hen .
it's a Horsey-Hen
or

As the sun rose over the enchanted valley, the elusive Horsey-Hen trotted through the mist, its feathery face peeking curiously at the travelers
by varin October 1, 2025
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Horsey

Person who gets rebounds in basketball. It originated from the YouTuber known as HankDaTank25.
I'm a horsey .I'm getting so many rebounds.
by El Sancho de mexico July 7, 2017
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Mermaid horsey girl

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.
by gangganggangalangadingdong February 27, 2019
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