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Horsey

Crooked rhinoplasty mutt that needs to be sent to the farm and trained not to be a slag, cunty little fucker.
neigh neigh brrrrrrr

look its a horsey named Abee!
by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023
mugGet the Horseymug.

Mermaid horsey girl

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.
by gangganggangalangadingdong February 27, 2019
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Horsey Ride

A sexual act in which a woman rides her partners back to stimulate the clitoris on partners prominent spine.
Johnathan my have scoliosis, but I bet it makes for one mad horsey ride
by CrackedJudgement June 15, 2025
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Joe horsey

This boi has a mealworm dick

Dafuq
Woah have you seen joe horsey? He has a mealworm cock
by 69mikehunt69 November 8, 2019
mugGet the Joe horseymug.

Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.
yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.
by Bag Dad February 21, 2024
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horsey

the sexiest mf alive. like seriously you cant do anything but stare in the glow of the extreme beauty of this being
Damn, Horsey just walked by. I think I just creamed my pants mamiii
by todorokidamn April 26, 2021
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