Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy
by crustier August 4, 2023

a hello kitty boy. the worst. hello kitty boys are cheaters, and always mentally unstable. never date one. he’ll turn you into a hello kitty girl. he was use you for sexual purposes, while using others at the same time.
by roseerxv January 13, 2024

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.
dude 1: are you retarded
dude 2: no
dude 1: do you like hello kitty
dude 2: yes
dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded
dude 2: no
dude 1: do you like hello kitty
dude 2: yes
dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded
by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024

by hellokittyself December 23, 2022

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

Hello kitty Imperial Japanese propaganda used by the nation of Japan to conceal the war crimes committed by the Japanese during world war II, crimes so bad that the Nazis told them to chill
Imperial Japanese general 1: we massacred so many civilians, how will we cover our tracks?
Imperial Japanese General 2: So there’s this cat that is really cute and will sell to small children around the world. I think I’ll call her Hello Kitty, UwU!!!
Imperial Japanese General 1: Genius.
Imperial Japanese General 2: So there’s this cat that is really cute and will sell to small children around the world. I think I’ll call her Hello Kitty, UwU!!!
Imperial Japanese General 1: Genius.
by anonymous April 29, 2022

Hello Kitty is a popular fictional Japanese White Bobtail cat created by the animation company Sanrio. As to popular urban legends, some say she is a demonic cat because she has no mouth, which is 100% false. Sanrio has stated she has no mouth because she speaks from the heart.
Her appearance usually consists of a big red or pink bow on her left ear, a yellow or light blue shirt with red or dark blue overalls with buttons. She also has a dark yellow colored nose.
Hello Kitty (her actual name is Kitty White) is a sweet, caring, friendly, fun loving cat. She loves her mother's apple pie, her twin sister Mimmy, and her friends My Melody, Kerokerokeroppi, Bad-Batz Maru, and Chococat.
Hello Kitty was originally created in 1974 by Sanrio, a Japanese animation company. Her fist appearance was on a PVC coin pouch. She made her debut in the United States in 1976. She is an anthromorphic cat - or a cat that behaves much like a human.
Hello Kitty has appeared on many toys, and various other things throughout her existence, as well as collaborations with other popular cultures for merchandise such as Naruto: Shippuden, Nissin Cup Instant Noodles, My Hero Academia, and many more.
Her appearance usually consists of a big red or pink bow on her left ear, a yellow or light blue shirt with red or dark blue overalls with buttons. She also has a dark yellow colored nose.
Hello Kitty (her actual name is Kitty White) is a sweet, caring, friendly, fun loving cat. She loves her mother's apple pie, her twin sister Mimmy, and her friends My Melody, Kerokerokeroppi, Bad-Batz Maru, and Chococat.
Hello Kitty was originally created in 1974 by Sanrio, a Japanese animation company. Her fist appearance was on a PVC coin pouch. She made her debut in the United States in 1976. She is an anthromorphic cat - or a cat that behaves much like a human.
Hello Kitty has appeared on many toys, and various other things throughout her existence, as well as collaborations with other popular cultures for merchandise such as Naruto: Shippuden, Nissin Cup Instant Noodles, My Hero Academia, and many more.
by MyMomsBFsucks97 March 13, 2021
