Hammoud

One of the largest middle eastern last name in all of Dearborn, MI. The population of Hammouds comes close with Beydouns, Abdallahs, and Bazzis. Hammouds are related to almost every other Arab last name, including all of the major ones. Hammouds can spot other Hammouds, even if they've never met. You can tell if someone is a Hammoud if they wear a necklace, have a turkey chin, or if they have spiked/ long hair. Hammouds also say "bro" and "wallah" a lot, but don't usually say "cuz."

Mohamad Hammoud: Hey, you look familiar, are you a Hammoud?

Hussein Hammoud: Yeah, we're related.

Mohamad Hammoud: How?

Hussein Hammoud: My aunt's husband's cousin's neice's mom's......(goes on)

by Broooooo March 2, 2009

Harmond

A man who doesn't take crap from anyone. Keeps to himself for the most part but don't let the quietness fool you, the guy will snap in a New York second. Brutally honest, comes off as a grouch but is actually a pretty laid back, cool individual once you get to know him. Blessed with a golden penis and godly stroke that'll make a Nun want some.

Harmond is the realest of them all

by 3pacshakur March 27, 2017

Mr. Hammon

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis

Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!

by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019

hammons

A Nico-kun. Has glasses and is skinny. He likes warframe. He's smart but likes weird memes. You all need a Nico-kun in your life. He's also a tsundere and a hacker. He likes meaty whacks (*both chuckles*). Oh, and he plays bassclarinet but he hates the real clarinet. A Hammons also refuses to watch anime, however, he watches some secretly, such as Love Live! and Sword Art Online. Additionally, a Hammons enjoys watching weird movies like the Emoji Movie, Bee Movie, and Zootopia. He goes to the raddest school ever, Redondo Union High with his bestest friends Leyna and Zach and Cole and Ryder and other people. He also has a good friend named Dylan but we all call him Wally. Overall, Nico-kun is an intelligent otaku who can speak espanol and ingles and a bit of german. He is an AP Euro fanatic who strives for a 99%. You're life is complete after you meet a hammons named Nico-kun.

If you're a Nico-kun, then you're a hammons.
I wish I had a hammons in my life.

by Potabrolord March 3, 2018

Hammod

Funny dancing arabic meme low quality 144p epic

Hammod hammod hammoda habibi hammod

by DERANARA June 21, 2020

Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

Joude Hammoud

The most amazing, swag and beautiful person you will ever meet. Will always be in the right and defend those who mean a lot to her. She will use manipulation to get her way no matter what but that’s not a bad thing <3. Also is usually a midget terrorist chipmunk ;)

Joude Hammoud is mine whahahahaha

by Yours truly Connor ;) October 1, 2021