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Groom of the Stool

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.
That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.
by Ardias November 16, 2022
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Simon Groom

Want to come to my house for some Simon Groom?
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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grooming circle

When a wahmen has 4-6 men brush her hair. Each man will receive a numbered brush. No tugging.
Girl:'Do want to join my grooming circle ?'
Guy:'Fuck yeah'
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well-groomed

Refers to shaved or styled pubic hair.
Since his pubic hair was totally shaved off, and hers was styled into a heart shape, they were both well-groomed.
by Francisco94105 June 23, 2011
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Groom Juice

The semen a bridegroom emits while dancing with the Maid of Honor at his wedding reception.
Friend: Dude, what's that stain on your Armani's?

You: Oh man, my wife's sister is fine so I think it's Groom Juice.
by Cletus_Longshanks March 7, 2010
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grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).
When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.
by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007
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c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”
Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?
by Xaime June 1, 2019
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