Clapping grasshopper

Adj. Beef curtains flap during mid hurdle

Did you see the girl at the track meet land the clapping grasshopper?

by Minfulspirittwath April 27, 2019

Sneaky Grasshopper

a skinny vengeful woman with evil intentions yet play innocent and shy.

I can't believe you let that sneaky grasshopper trick you.

by Joeyp563 April 21, 2018

grasshopper

One who avoids weed, typically at a party.

"Jerry is a grasshopper, despite his best friends smoking kush on a regular basis."

by AdolfHitler69 April 7, 2017

saber tooth grasshopper

When the muscle in you're wheener jumps

My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.

by Dicketh August 20, 2016

Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.

Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg

by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020

Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Grasshopper

An unskilled Rocket League player who waits for the opponent to rebound the ball off their own goal so that the ball goes towards the opponents goal. This allows the player to easily take up the ball without any real skill.

“Dude just got a cheap goal in RL. He’s a freaking Grasshopper.”

by Bezznzz May 28, 2023