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Goochy

Somebody with a cute and squishy face with big cheeks. A chubby baby face.
I gooched his baby cheeks.
He has such a goochable face!
Her cheeks are so goochy.
by anonymous September 18, 2025
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Goochy

Not - under any circumstances - to be confused with Gucci.

Remiscent of the odour produced when one has worn the same pair of pyjama bottoms or bed shorts too many days in a row.

The state of “Goochyness” can be measured by carefully sniffing the area of said garment around the area where the gooch (the part of the anatomy between the ball bag and anus) would usually reside.
Honey, are these pyjama bottoms to go in the wash?

I don’t know, have a quick sniff..

Jesus Christ, they’re so Goochy, they’re making my eyes bleed. I think I’ll bin them instead.
by Blackdog 182 March 2, 2025
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Goochie

Caitlyn Jenner: My inner feminine has finally been denudified!
Pendejo Uno: Um, excuse me but your misshapen snail between your legs is nothing more than a goochie hole 🤷 ♂️
by Funny-Face March 3, 2025
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Goochie

The area between a man’s penis and his butt.
Jay: “Yo bro, my girl licked my goochie yesterday when I was getting head it felt mad good

John: “Yeah your weird for that”
by Winspiracy March 12, 2024
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