Llama gob

Whilst giving a female friend some mouth-to-south you collect as much "gob" from the deepest depths of your chest as passoble and with as much force as can be applied spit the "gob" in the direction of the cervix.

I Llama gobbed your sister last night and lost my retainer.

by Manboobs September 4, 2007

Gob smacked

Adj.
Irish Slang
Speechless, stunned, surprised, in disbelief,

I was completely gob smacked when I found out she was up the pole. I couldn't believe it.

by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

Flop gobs

A blowjob job with a soft cock

Linda "babe, why aren't you hard ?"
Bronson "just enjoying the flop gobs"

by foxadactyl December 23, 2014

The Gobs

The all-knowing, all-awking deities of the polytheistic wordgrackle/word religion

Praise The Gobs

by Dolphin_X March 30, 2003

bummed in the gob

Horrific act of gross sexual violence, as featured in "murder trainer" videogame Manhunt, and as a result in playgrounds across the United Kingdom.

"Manhunt is a very violent game - it's a game that features people getting bludgeoned to death, people getting bummed in the gob, people getting garrotted..." - a videogames "expert".

by An Outraged Parent August 11, 2004

gob-full

give somebody a gob-full - shout at somebody

He gave ma a gob-full

by petejazz April 25, 2013

gob smacked

1. When someone is left speechless after witnessing or being told something incredible.

2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.

1. I was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!

Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!

2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.

by Petey Pie October 25, 2005