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Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.
"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."
by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009
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Rose Cheeked Baby Gazer

The Rosy Cheeked Baby Gazer is an extremely rare animal, defined by it's bright pink cheeks, soft plump lips, round nostrils, and hair that is long, soft and blonde.

It has a very innocent stare, typical of most cute animals. There is currently only one in captivity, name Kacey, in the highlands of Scotland
Wow ... that Rose Cheeked Baby Gazer is the most adorable thing i've ever seen!
by Greenlover55 July 14, 2016
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Boot-Gazer

A Boot-Gazer is a person who bends down to look under the bathroom stall in order to see the boots or shoes of the person using the toilet. The act of Boot-Gazing then permits the "Gazer" to find out, undetected, who is in the stall. Sometimes a diversion can be created, like running water or a hand dryer, to mask the sounds of a Boot-Gazing.
"Ron started the faucet and then bent down to look under the stall. He recognized Lew's Boots, thus Ron is a Boot-Gazer".
by Kirk Sullaba Saw September 7, 2007
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meat gazer

A secretly gay or "curious" male who fixes his eyes upon other men's junk; a gay man
Hey dude... why does it seem like you're always checkin' out other dudes junk? You were totally scoping our servers package you meat gazer!
by Theghost43 February 10, 2015
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Meat Gazer

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.
I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!
by Bose21 September 10, 2016
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chow gazer

In basic training a chow gazer is one who takes food from the mess hall and hides it in his locker.
Look what we've got here, (as the drill instructor opens the unlocked foot locker) we have a chow gazer.
by The military boot July 19, 2017
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Geezer gazer

A younger person who goes after old men.
by Rick Cheddar April 19, 2017
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