Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.

"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."

by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009

Rose Cheeked Baby Gazer

The Rosy Cheeked Baby Gazer is an extremely rare animal, defined by it's bright pink cheeks, soft plump lips, round nostrils, and hair that is long, soft and blonde.

It has a very innocent stare, typical of most cute animals. There is currently only one in captivity, name Kacey, in the highlands of Scotland

Wow ... that Rose Cheeked Baby Gazer is the most adorable thing i've ever seen!

by Greenlover55 July 14, 2016

Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

Nature Gazer

Someone who appreciates the outdoors, and aspires to have fun in the great outdoors!

Wow, have you seen how often Ana goes to the Orange County Trails? She's such a nature gazer, she's always doing this kind of stuff!

by frenchi106 July 13, 2017

Peter-Gazer

a peter-gazer is someone who peter gazes (goes out of their way to look at other Men’s genitalia) in a public bathrooms, restrooms, locker rooms. Other men perceive this as gay and weird.

When someone purposely or accidentally looks down at your mid-section while you’re in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your peter whacker is exposed.
Hey look Ak is peter-gazing in the locker room again, "Peter-Gazer, Peter-Gazer!!

by Diddyler09 October 21, 2024

chow gazer

In basic training a chow gazer is one who takes food from the mess hall and hides it in his locker.

Look what we've got here, (as the drill instructor opens the unlocked foot locker) we have a chow gazer.

by The military boot July 19, 2017

pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021