A female OR male who is presented in advertisements wearing scant, yet sloven attire, with a Strat or Les Paul strapped around their neck so as to target a specific market demographic with propaganda, but who has no discernible musical talent whatsoever -- only because they're never actually seen or heard playing it.
Clive:
That rock chick & metal dude on that billboard over there are so awesome!; bet they could out-shred Angus Young, Slash, and Frank Gambale if they were all to play their entire discographies, not respectively, but rather, collectively, in a single sitting, feeding every note into a giant audio mulcher.
Jacinta:
You numbskull!, they're 'Guitarts', and are much like children were expected to be in the 1800's: seen, but never heard.
That rock chick & metal dude on that billboard over there are so awesome!; bet they could out-shred Angus Young, Slash, and Frank Gambale if they were all to play their entire discographies, not respectively, but rather, collectively, in a single sitting, feeding every note into a giant audio mulcher.
Jacinta:
You numbskull!, they're 'Guitarts', and are much like children were expected to be in the 1800's: seen, but never heard.
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If you have a guitar, you become part of a club that rules the cosmos. a guitar is a needed object to reach ultimate awesomeness. can also be played to create the most meaningful of melodies.
Some random: why do i suddenly have all this knowledge and power?
Me: Did you buy a guitar / guitars?
Some random: yeah boiii
Me: welcome to the club
Me: Did you buy a guitar / guitars?
Some random: yeah boiii
Me: welcome to the club
by Rumpledigga July 26, 2009
Get the Guitars mug.1) A bad pop-rock band. Often given to corporate sellout bands.
2) Literal meaning; N*sync with guitars.
3) A un-needed blatant attack on pop-rock bands in general by some angsty teenager.
2) Literal meaning; N*sync with guitars.
3) A un-needed blatant attack on pop-rock bands in general by some angsty teenager.
by Bakagamer September 13, 2005
Get the N*sinc With Guitars mug.(Noun) - A person who is among the greatest of guitarists, nearing the guitar skill of Jason Becker, Yngwie Malmsteen, and Jeff Loomis, inter alia.
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"Dude after i played guitar hero i got Guitarscrollitis, it looked like my tv was flying up in the air!"
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