Guido

A cheesy motherfucker with thinning hair because he combs it too much and a dog of a girlfriend/sister called a "Stella". They wear a lot of GOLD...be it the color of their velour pants, their fake rolex or their shoes. Guidos love bling bling but not the right kind. Guidos are always catholic and love their mommas. Guidos have big noses and beedy eyes.

My dad is truly and Irish Guido.

by blah March 23, 2005

Guido

Some dude from New Jersey in his mid 30s that tries to act cool. he Spends 45 minutes in the bathroom everyday trying to style his hair instead of spending time with his wife. He also is a Giant pussy and can't take anything as a joke. He comes home everyday complaing to his wife everyday for stupid shit.

man Guido is such a soft stupid ass!

by LmaoTendencies123617 May 25, 2021

Guido

A ‘Guido’, also known as ‘Guidoing’ or ‘guido’d’, is the act of stating information within a group chat when said information was previously posted by another member.

BG: Damn did you guys see that picture of my dads micro pp?
SK: I posted it yesterday after I took the picture
BG: Damn I just Guido’d so hard.

by (b)S.G.O.Z(g) December 21, 2021

guido

mexican

hes a guido

by Davor235 November 03, 2020

Guido

A derogatory term for an Italian American.

Tony is a guido. Tony likes loose buttholes, especially ones of Davis.

by e3fret5 March 05, 2006

Guido

An Italian mans name, english equivalent is Guy. It has largly become a derogatory term used by American 'testa di merda' (italian for shitheads)

Guido says, "Andate tutti a 'fanculo!"

by Giovanni Russo October 15, 2005

Guido

a super fucking mentally retarded bean who might secretly be your cousin because of his redneck behavior

lives by "fuck'em" and constantly finds himself randomly naked or partially naked with his boys but it's not gay because the socks are always on

is one day going to get murked by kim jong un's squadron because he's going to kill kim jongers in the pongers

como estas you fucking guido

by swag daddy dongle July 21, 2020