Grooming Scam

When someone befriends you online, using Social Media, Skype, Emails, Or other forms of contact, to extract information from you, or Guilt you into giving them money - Close to Romance scam, but romance doesn't have to be the key interest here to scam you

Person 1: Remember Donna?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Apparently her friend Online has asked for her to give her some money
Person 2: Sounds like a grooming scam to me.

by Aluzionz October 05, 2015

Simon Groom

Slang for anal sex

Want to come to my house for some Simon Groom?

by Anonymous April 01, 2003

grooming circle

When a wahmen has 4-6 men brush her hair. Each man will receive a numbered brush. No tugging.

Girl:'Do want to join my grooming circle ?'
Guy:'Fuck yeah'

by CaptainAwesomeTRexWahmenRespec January 04, 2018

well-groomed

Refers to shaved or styled pubic hair.

Since his pubic hair was totally shaved off, and hers was styled into a heart shape, they were both well-groomed.

by Francisco94105 June 23, 2011

Groom Juice

The semen a bridegroom emits while dancing with the Maid of Honor at his wedding reception.

Friend: Dude, what's that stain on your Armani's?

You: Oh man, my wife's sister is fine so I think it's Groom Juice.

by Cletus_Longshanks March 08, 2010

grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

by Beer Wolfe November 06, 2007

c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

by Xaime June 01, 2019