Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.

Yo I was with this chick last night and she wanted me to do the reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

by Cw Kamikaze May 02, 2021

rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.

Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!

by viper15 September 20, 2016

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs November 25, 2008

Italian cheese grater

When you're on over the head and you put your knees on her hair while getting oral sex and rub your taint across her face

I did an Italian cheese grater last night

by SHIZNIC March 15, 2022

Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance

“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER

by Vexamon October 21, 2023

Grater

That person whose voice feels like a cheese grater on your skull.

She's really being a grater right now!

by Jeff011387 May 13, 2023

cheese grater racoon

A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.

'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."

by Purple Demi venison January 16, 2025