An armchair Gladiator is someone that watches UFC and never misses an event telling you exactly two seconds after a move was made what move the guy was going to make. He's never had any martial arts training but can't tell you all the moves that it takes to beat certain opponents because he plays Street Fighter video games.
Watching UFC with Todd is so freaking annoying he's the worst "Armchair Gladiator" and hasn't been in a fight in his life!
by Urban Armchair Linguist May 30, 2016
Get the armchair gladiator mug.by Weird Dictionary August 6, 2020
Get the Pusse Gladiator mug.Related Words
by Hiharro69 January 4, 2021
Get the Glizzy gladiator mug.Someone who runs away from his parental responsibilities. He also has a ton of dingle berries. When you go down on him and you're upside down laying on the bed, be careful not to look up that booty hole, there are tons of toilet paper strips hanging like flags out his bum hole.
Beware the Thomas-Gladiator. He'll try to fool you, but know that underneath those 15 year old true religion flared jeans there is a forest of dingle berries. Ps: don't count on him for any child support.
by ProsperaProserpina84 May 11, 2021
Get the Thomas-Gladiator mug.by anonymous December 10, 2021
Get the Glizzy Gladiator mug.Where two men are on their hands and knees with their buttocks towards each other, joust with their penises tucked back between their legs
by Wiener boy 12 March 13, 2023
Get the American Gladiator mug.A very severe insult in certain regions of Ireland, wishing a cruel and painful death on the recipient.
Linking back to Roman times, whereby Christians were regularly brutalised in the Colosseum. Hence this insult is particularly prevalent in the strongly christian island of Ireland
Linking back to Roman times, whereby Christians were regularly brutalised in the Colosseum. Hence this insult is particularly prevalent in the strongly christian island of Ireland
by Paddy O'Driscoll August 4, 2017
Get the Thumbs down gladiator mug.