Soon to become another byword for "music business exploiting teens and forcing them to grow up way, way too fast", along with the sordid "Jojos" and "Joss Stones" of this world.
For example, her initial song "Sweet About Me" proclaims, in fact, that there is "Nothin' sweet about me", but the video proves otherwise. The 16 year old Gabriella is seen prancing around in an alluring black vest, truly betraying her age with tits, eyes and lips which would put any Lolita to shame, demonstrating quite the contrary: There is plenty sweet about her, and not much of it necessary legal.
Similarly, the rest of her debut album is largely cock-tease, with most of the songs either about men, being fucked, being "terrifying to men" (even though most 16-year old females would admit to being the contrary), and peppered by law-busting titles like "Cigarettes and Lies", even though young Gabriella herself is disallowed from buying butts in most countries around the world.
For example, her initial song "Sweet About Me" proclaims, in fact, that there is "Nothin' sweet about me", but the video proves otherwise. The 16 year old Gabriella is seen prancing around in an alluring black vest, truly betraying her age with tits, eyes and lips which would put any Lolita to shame, demonstrating quite the contrary: There is plenty sweet about her, and not much of it necessary legal.
Similarly, the rest of her debut album is largely cock-tease, with most of the songs either about men, being fucked, being "terrifying to men" (even though most 16-year old females would admit to being the contrary), and peppered by law-busting titles like "Cigarettes and Lies", even though young Gabriella herself is disallowed from buying butts in most countries around the world.
Guy 1: Oh look, there's Gabriella Cilmi banging on about how there's nothing sweet about her, even though every straight bloke on the planet would happily bang their semen into her sweet jailbait ass.
Guy 2: Hell yeah. I wish she'd put the microphone down and do porn instead. She ain't Amy Winehouse.
Guy 2: Hell yeah. I wish she'd put the microphone down and do porn instead. She ain't Amy Winehouse.
by jpeterman June 12, 2008
Get the Gabriella Cilmimug. Aussie Slang for goon bag
by Flashbob3 April 21, 2019
Get the Gabriellamug. by pheeeennnniiixxx March 24, 2019
Get the Gabriellamug. the sweetest person to ever exist, super caring and nice, super confident and doesn’t care abt what you say
by iloveualot December 5, 2019
Get the gabriella mcdonaghmug. The kind of person that is always moving and loves to be outside. The way of showing it with this kind of person is dancing.
by Mitchell Ray November 24, 2017
Get the Gabriella goddardmug. a girl that is on tiktok with more than 3 thousand followers ( as I’m making this) and she has a YouTube channel too. She is famous for her emo cat , Emmy lou. She stans Charli damelio
“did you hear about Gabriella kordupel? She has a fanpage for charli and posts dancing videos on tiktok!”
by gabdamelio October 31, 2021
Get the gabriella kordupelmug. The actual definition of Gabriella Martinez is a big, fat pig, she is the most ugliest fucking fish-smelling bitch she is just gross and eats anything that she can find nd anything that gets in front of her.
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by bdjbavv September 22, 2020
Get the Gabriella Martinezmug.