brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 2, 2010

funjump

An example of excellence. Used as a reference to a Quake2 mapmakers genious series of maps.

"I'm so damn uber i pulled a funjump"

by Buffalo Bill September 26, 2003

fungusfuck

one who sleeps around

i would never fuck nancy, she is such a fungusfuck.

by haulinhearse March 19, 2006

funsanoons

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
Rodney Dangerfield-Caddyshack II

Jack is a funsanoons

by B-rad from Malibu October 9, 2006

Fonsua

The sexual art of toy play.

Fonsua is like the kama sutra of having sex with sex toys.

by The Fonsua Masters June 17, 2014

lap fungus

an animal that is very affectionate lazy and cuddly; a pet that never leaves your lap

my cat has become total lap fungus since i got him neutered

by sidmitch August 14, 2009

Toledo Funguito

1. The act of a man not washing his penis for two years. He can accomplish this by covering his genetalia with a shower cap when he bathes, leaving a condom or balloon on his penis at all times, or by just skipping washing himself altogether. Once his penis is especially filthy and overgrown with mushrooms and other molds, and his pubics an enchanted forest full of woodland creatures, he will have unpretected intercourse with a lady. If all goes well, the animals populating his pubic region will leap onto the fur of the man's partner, thus spreading the fun and the funguito to as many people as possible.

2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".

"Did you hear about Terry? He pulled off a Toledo Funguito this weekend. Apparently he's been jerking off into a bowl and wearing a shower cap over his penis for, like, two years."

"Weird."

by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008