anti-social fruitcake

someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game

person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?

by yourgirloursongmyluv July 6, 2011

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 5, 2009

FruitCaked

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.

Guy==Y Girl==N

N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!

by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010

fruitcake friday

A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.

Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'

by Noel lodge March 4, 2014

cunty fruitcake

you.

you fucking cunty fruitcake.

by brinicole8890 June 12, 2018

Fruitcake

A derogatory term to annoy 'fruity' individuals,usually those from New Zealand who call them selves 'kiwis', hence the word 'fruit'

Ivan: "Your such a fruitcake"
Kieran: "shut up"

by Xxx_Topshagger69_xxX June 11, 2018

Fruitcake

A disrespectful name to offend people part of the LGBTQ.

“You’re a fucking fruitcake”

by idfklmaooo February 27, 2019