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Faggot Freshness

A term used to describe a male who rubs deodorant on their asshole/butt region. Homosexual males use this tactic to disguise the smell of excess anal leakage after rough anal sex.
When Timmy bent over to smell his asshole after anal sex, he exclaimed, "WOOWEEE! I need some Faggot Freshness!"
by PepeLeSlick October 15, 2011
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weed freshener

Yo that freshman smells like a weed freshener
by Creatorofthewf November 13, 2019
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red-shirt freshman

A Red Shirt Freshman is a student on an NCAA college sports team who was kept out of competition for a year in order to prolong his or her eligibility. Usually this is done to allow the student to be a "part" of the team in terms of learning, healing from injury, and/or conditioning, but not a participant in any of the contests/games/meets/etc.

The following year, they begin their 1st of 4 years of eligibility, or their "freshman" year of eligibility, even if they are sophomores in terms of academics.
Heather Stec from Siena Women's Basketball team played as a red-shirt freshman in the 2005-2006 season to be eligible to play an extra year at Siena.
by sguardskllz August 3, 2006
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air freshener fart

1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
by ucanthavethisusername February 5, 2010
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Freshman Frogger

What happens the first few days of the semester when all the new freshman do not understand how to negotiate walking through traffic. Often end up with either cars slamming on brakes or freshman being hit.
Hey look at those dumbasses playing freshman frogger. Oh one just got hit :(
by Talirag! August 22, 2010
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Freshmanity

Freshamnity is the innocent and unmatured state of being a freshmen in highschool. All throughout freshmen year these kids keep their freshmanity by being stupid, goofy, and ignorant. They only become mature when they feel they are ready to lose their freshmanity (usually the day after school ends or sometime over the summer). Some freshmen become pressured into this event before they are ready. On rare occasions a freshmen is so immature that they don't lose it until senior year.
Jimmy-"Dude I can't believe freshmen year is over already!"

Carl-"I know! What are you planning to do over the summer?"

Jimmy-"play a bunch of Halo and maybe even lose..*ahem* something.. ;)

Carl: "ahaha me too man, I can't wait to lose my freshmanity!"
by dizzydreamr June 12, 2010
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Freshman orientation

A day or week(s) long session that makes one seriously wish s/he had chosen another school.
Thanks to freshman orientation, I know that if I do poorly I'll get kicked out.
by trentlane August 27, 2010
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