French fry

A French fry is what you call the person you have feelings for even though your dating someone and often you have multiple
Girl 1-he's my French fry but then I feel like I'm cheating
Girl 2-just go with what your heart says gurl
by Jbellyisawesome April 13, 2020
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French fry

Slang for hooker. For example surf and turf (your wife) is your main course, potatoes are a side (side chicks) that you keep on the back burner, and french fries (hookers) are girls you pay for. French fries are really bad for you but have you had french fries!! They are so good!! They are a guilty pleasure that you should only have in moderation.
Yo that french fry I banged in Colombia was a dime!!! She had double Ds and a Fat ass so I busted in 30 seconds flat, I still had 59 min and 30 seconds left in the appointment though so I played tic tac toe using her fish net leggings the rest of the time.
by Blonde menas November 20, 2022
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French Fry

A person who has a haircut that looks like a bunch of French fries. Also a retarded person that is lesbian and that broke up with Ethan
Look its french fry what a retard. Kys
by Gay__shinypp November 04, 2019
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french fry braid

When a girl's braid is so dry, crispy, and thin it resembles a French fry.
Katie: Look at her braid! it's so ugly!
Emily: Yeah, that shit is a French fry braid!
by emzies_ September 06, 2015
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french fry lover

Person who loved french fries as a little child.
Is old,doesn't do anythung, and is a fat, balloon-turkey
Is also a wannabbee teenager
"when i was younger, i loved french fries, i ate it everyday"
"since i became older, i was not as active as i used to be, so i became fat"
ME- Ms. Robson is such a french fry lover
by Christal Jackson December 21, 2016
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French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 31, 2021
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Ass French Fry

1. Something you call a person, whose being annoying, irritating, and retarted.

2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.
by Hoovervillenigggaaa June 07, 2018
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