freckle dick

Someone who has a large amount of freckles and red hair who people assume to have a penis covered in freckles.

person a:"hey freckle dick, come over here"
freckle dick: "i dont have freckles on my dick!!"

by coinroller June 13, 2007

Freckle Snatcher

A person who engages in sex with a red-haired freckled person, also known as a ginger.

Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.

Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.

by Hotlan November 25, 2009

Freckled Monkey

When a girl has a lot of freckles that stem down to the netherlands. (as long as it is shaved)

Look at how many freckles Gerri has, you know she has a freckled monkey.

by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010

Freckle Fan

A person who is keen on sodomy, gay or otherwise. Some who enjoys "freckle fun".

I'm a freckle fan, an arse bandit, a turd burglar.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Freckled Lemonade

A new-age drink made of pure win, basically urine and period blood over ice served with one of those toothpick umbrella's and a lemon wedge.

The bitch was on her rag, so, I figured I'd make her drink a freckled lemonade in return for the bloody dick.

by djGreenBuds October 9, 2010

Freckle Titties

Common trait associated with aging women (not necessarily related to the MC1R Gene) where freckles develop around their bosom region. This is can be a correlation the particular female is approaching, in, or around Menopause, and/or her internal clock is ticking. However, freckles can also be caused by other factors such as genetically through MC1R.

“Wow, that girl is smokin’ hot!”

“Wait a sec bud! She has freckle titties! She’s not as young as you think.”

by Bob D. Bomb April 3, 2015

Fanny Freckle

a freckle on ones vagina

that chick i fucked had a fanny freckle

by fkdsfhdsjkhsjfhds August 19, 2009