candy flush

The art of playing Candy Crush saga while in the bathroom, on the toilet.

Dude I just went to candy flush before P&T with Schwiggles and I beat B Jones' record!

by WSoP class of 2014 October 22, 2013

Knoydart Flush

Used mainly in the UK with several regional varioations possible. (1) A post-coital reddening of the face and neck. A blush suggesting a recent knee-trembler or severe embarrassment. (2) In card games: 5 entirely unrelated cards. (3) 'The Knoydart Flush' were a East Scottish folk rock act, featuring members from Siege Engine and Tayport Conversion.

"Ain't he got a right Knoydart Flush?" Could be used in a West Country accent to suggest the embarrassment or recent sexual activity.

by Socketloon October 24, 2008

Two-Flush

A sarcastic name for a person who neglects to double flush after an especially large bowel movement.

"Oh, here comes Johnny Two-Flush scrambling for a plunger. He must've plugged the toilet again."

by DirtyBoz February 28, 2013

Flushing Rappers

A list of the top and most popular rappers from Flushing Queens, New York:
Mic Geronimo
Flowsik
Nutso
Royal Flush
Grand Larce
Large Professor
Neek The Exotic
Shogunna
Aleon
Jiggz
EscoHolla
Eyezlow
Pop-off Balla
Frank White
Social Suiside
Marc Dollarz
Reign Era

Damn, that's them Flushing Rappers.

by Flush Town rep June 6, 2011

mercy flush

when a dump smells so bad that you must flush half-way through for your own or the person in the next cubicle's health

omg this dump stinks, i better mercy flush

by Da Scrummage King May 4, 2010

dual flush

the act of pinching off a dookie which in turn requires a flush prior to the initial flush in order to prevent clogging due to an overload of toilet paper

man #1- Dude! My dookie was so big i couldnt help but pinch it off...but then i had to dual flush.
man #2- C'mon bro! I didn't need to know that!

by HoneyMustard January 18, 2009

kick flush

the act of kicking the flusher of a toilet to avoid hand contact

Dude, I pulled a kick flush so I wouldn't have to touch that sick toilet!

by polishladdy January 10, 2010