floater

a large booger that is suspended in mid air in someones nostril, and is obvious to people around
wow, that guy had a huge floater in his nose during the interview
by kitty litterapapa April 28, 2009
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floater

Someone who doesn't like having girlfriends and just goes around hooking up with different girls a lot.
girl: hey do you have a girlfriend?

guy: no im a "floater"

girl: good, I hate relationships and like to have one night stands too!

guy: niceeee
by Floater103 December 22, 2010
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floater

half a woody - not a full blast boner but halfway there..
i got a mad floater the other day when perving at the pics of paris hilton in that maxim magazine issue she was in..
by pato July 15, 2004
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Floater Friend

A floater friend is someone who knows a lot of people but isn't really close with any of them. A lot of the time floater friends feel left out as all their friends prefer someone over them. They tend to 'float' around different friend groups
Marnie: I hate being a floater friend. I feel so left out, you know?
Jack: "Huh? Oh sorry I was talking to Andrew"
Marnie: :(
by DanceDance003 January 07, 2023
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Social Floater

A person who generally alternates between social groups, never fully forming a permanent position in any of them. An extroverted loner; always has friends, but rarely close ones.
John: I was hanging out with Leslie at chess club today!
Eric: I thought she was friends with the athletes?
John: She’s a bit of a social floater.
by Psychedelic surfer December 09, 2020
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bowl floater

Refers to a snobby, skinny female, with either a skinny, shapely, or large butt, who eats fruit and nuts for breakfast and salads for lunch and dinner, thus making her poop invariably float to the surface when she takes a dump.
Dude, she is such a snob. I took her for a steak dinner and she ordered just a salad. I put up with it, but later discovered after we did the deed, that the droppings she left in the toilet were translucent and floating like a stick in a lake. Wow! She was so snobby and tight I should have figured her for a bowl floater.
by Stagmen April 18, 2017
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floater shot

A topper shot on a cocktail that floats on the top of the cocktail, aka a floater. As an extra kick to the drink
Adam: Hey bartender, give me a bushwhacker with a floater shot for a kick.

Bartender: One bushwhacker with a floater, coming up!
by the comand'r October 29, 2021
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