by LexXi910 March 02, 2021
The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.
E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."
by Lame Horse December 09, 2024
by ....your-local-gay.... May 21, 2023
"dude you know what feels better than sticking your cock in a sock" "what" "a fleshlight they feel way better you can DIY it or buy one online"
by Webzomon January 04, 2022
Your looking on urban dictionary while playing a game of cards against humanity because you got a card and you don’t know what it means
by Mememel April 10, 2022
A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.
Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.
by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 04, 2023
When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.
by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023