fanking 

The delightful art of re-contextualizing a product's name by taking a photo of it down near your crotch. Originated from the internet show "The Unicorn Circuit". Examples of it can be found at the Facebook page @FankingDaily

Barry: I was fanking the other day, and my fank got fank of the week!
Cheryl: Good work Barry!

fanking by theblueturd June 19, 2018

Fanking 

Fanking is the art of recontextualising a product by holding it down near your crotch. This can be done by covering part of the word(s) with your thumb or fingers.

Moog: What an excellent example of Fanking!

Marty: What does that say?

Moog: Man(go) Juice!

Fanking by adth93 February 27, 2017

Fanking 

Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch.

Fanking in public is fun!

Fanking by pinkysnow November 28, 2016

franking 

A creepy stare. Typically exerted by an overly helpful neighbor that likely wants to bang you. Think peeping tom'ish.

I was doing the dishes in my bathrobe when I look out my window and see this dude totally franking me.

franking by unscathed_baby_chick October 1, 2013

Scroggy Flaninge 

an abreviation of collective words

Scratch your dog you flappy minge

you can call someone a Scroggy Flaninge and they will be none the wiser

"shut up man you Scroggy Flaninge"

Scroggy Flaninge by Mikel & Steff October 19, 2008

Hot Flasking 

A sexual act involving flaming sambuca shots and the vagina of a donkey, illegal outside of a few small districts of Uzbekistan.

Bob was known for his hot flasking parties, he is currently detained by Interpol.

Hot Flasking by UnpatrioticEyepatch December 9, 2010

Anne Franking It 

Verb meaning 'Hiding to avoid required participation or attendance'.

We have a mandatory assembly after seventh period, but I'm thinking of just Anne Franking it instead.

-Or-

In Gym Class, we have to play flag football, but I'm just going to Anne Frank it under the bleachers until the bell.

Anne Franking It by Jayson Now March 24, 2013