chick-fil-a

A fast food chain that gives away passes for one free sandwich combo per week for a year if you are one of the first 100 people in line. Do not be fooled by this, however, as you aren't required to wait patiently in line or even in any kind of order, instead putting you name on a list while you play four square or sleep in a tent. Don't expect to be able to participate, either, unless you don't have a job, because they post the openings in your area on their website, so hippies and baptists come from several states away to take your free chicken well before you could be at leisure to loaf around for the requisite amount of time.

Don't be too upset though, it's only cool because otherwise expensive food would be free. Just eat at McDonald's, it's the same shit.

"I went to the Chick-fil-a that is opening tomorrow about 20 hours in advance, but there were 284 people ahead of me, and they were all playing volley ball. Fuck them."

by Zihm January 11, 2009

Chick-fil-a

Where the preps eat. Every. Single. Day

If you go to Chick-fil-A, preps will surround you.

by Bob102629173 April 7, 2019

Beef-Fil-A

The act of putting your dick between two buns, going to Chick-Fil-A, and making an employee eat it.

My dad is so nice, that he gave me a Beef-Fil-A today.
See that rhymes. No go fuck yourselves.

by Pluto-nash February 20, 2011

Trip-Fil-A

Being high at a chick-Fil-A

Last night I was Trip-Fil-A

by MurderSauce April 30, 2013

Chic-Fil-A hooker

A woman or a man who brings home Chic-Fil-A sandwhiches and chicken nuggets (non grilled)
to induce sexual arousal from their partner

That Chic-Fil-A hooker tossed some chicken my way cause she wanted to put some stank on my hang low...

by Swampdonk68 March 11, 2015

Chick-fil-a-hole

Someone that goes to chick-fil-a with out asking anyone else if they want anything and then proceeding to consume the chick-fil-a in front of them.

What? You got Chick-fil-a? You didn't ask me if I wanted any you chick-fil-a-hole!

by BigB96 January 23, 2017

Chick-fil-a Squad

A very loving caring group of friends that will be unbreakable. They are always loyal to each other. Chick-fil-a Squad contains beautiful, strong, intelligent, creative, artistic young girls. Btw they LOVE SLIME...🤣

They are amazing, beautiful, and talented they are chick-fil-a squad

by Geisal June 16, 2017