butt fungus

A disease of the ass

Brandon has butt fungus and he can't get any dates!!!!

by brandon dinglehoff November 18, 2005

Tree-Fungu

To call somebody Tree-Fungu means to call them a smelly hippie. A Tree-Fungu is a person with a distinct odor and is possibly in a cult. The plural of Tree-Fungu is Tree-Fungus.

"The place was full of Tree-fungus."

by ben and holly May 5, 2022

fungus fangs

Petrified incisors in ones oral cavity, with a sludge type material that oozes between the facial labium.

e.g. looks like a person who chewed saltines crackers and didn't swallow

She suffers from fungus fangs.

by mamaanderson March 18, 2015

fungus dripping

The act of taking LSD and mushrooms at the same time

Guy: man I was fungus dripping so hard yesterday

Bro: Same homie been waiting all week

by Moonwolfe May 12, 2018

fungus of the cungus

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.

Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!

by jm6789 November 11, 2012

DeLancey fungus

A fungus grown in between the genitals and rectum known to cause intense burning and cysts.

I didn’t wash my butt for a week and got DeLancey fungus. It hurts.

by Let it breath and You’ll die May 29, 2019

penis fungus

When you jerk off all over your hands and the sperm gets in your pubes.//Connors Kink

Of crap I got some penis fungus!

by Mojo Pogo August 14, 2017