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Billy: What's his FPS?
Bob: IT'S OVER 9000!!oneoneelevenoneone111!
by 4n0nym0us January 11, 2009
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FPS

Standing for Fapping Promiscuously and Silently

In other words, the condition where you are in a extreme state of sexual arousal, but is in a situation where other people are up and about in an area (such as a house) that you are also currently in. Instead of waiting for all other persons to be asleep or elsewhere, you opt to fap as silently and yet as satisfactorily as possible.
"Hey bro, gotta go, gonna FPS in my room."
by CakeTime November 18, 2011
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FPS

Fuck Patrick Star! The famous starfish from Spongebob Squarepants! I came up with it!
by YouTubeaholic June 12, 2009
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fp

She's a real FP -- luckily I ducked just before the frying pan went over me and through the wall
by Fred1169 August 8, 2015
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fps tolerance

The minimum amount of frames per second you can handle before you commit sudoku.
"Hey Jack, wanna go net cafe?"
"My fps tolerance is 30, I can't play LoL on those computers."

"I can only play a few matches of overwatch because I'm fps intolerant."

"Alvin must have a shit fps tolerance to play that game!"
by eskayteen March 6, 2017
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FPS Doug

A character in an awesome film series titled Pure Pwnage.

FPS Doug plays FPS games and pwns n00bs. He's fond of saying "BOOM HEADSHOT!" and is generally 1337.
Shit, I just got pwned by FPS Doug.
by Pwnage Fan December 13, 2004
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FPS

Stands for Fake Penis Syndrome. When the front of a man's pants stands out, as if he has an erection or the chubs.
"Dude...that guy over there is eye-fucking you hardcore. I think it's because of your FPS."
"Is that Andy Dick?"
by SubUrban Drummer May 19, 2010
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