Fan-fic green

Jensen Ackles eye colour, like a Disney Princess

His eyes were fan-fic green

by Lucifers_little_vessel December 3, 2022

thread fic

A piece of fanfiction written via a Twitter thread

"I read this really cool thread fic the other day"
"Oh neat"
"Yeah I just wish it wasn't on the elongated muskrat website"

by newwwwusername July 15, 2023

the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.

"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"

by jessinof July 22, 2017

Fic

Fucking Illinois Cunt; a female driver with Illinois plates

Josh was driving south on Wisconsin highway 41, a female with an Illinois plates is passing him going 90 mph. He then catches up to her, after maintaining his own speed, as the same female Illinois driver is going 50 mph. He mutters under his breath, "fucking fic"

by mEcHaNiCaLpOuLtRy April 15, 2022

Fic

Friend in charge

Since we’re going to the bars, we need a Fic, or a friend in charge to keep us all in check

by stellaabella345 April 3, 2022

Non fic

“Non fic” is a laid-back, Southern California spin on saying “this actually happened”—short for non-fiction, but with more sneakers-and-sunset energy. It’s what you drop when something sounds made up but isn’t. Like “no cap” or “deadass,” it signals that the story you’re telling is real—even if it shouldn’t be.

We found a possum in the Uber. No one blinked. Non fic.

“The dude brought his mom to the first date. Non fic.”

“She really booked a flight just to break up with him in person. Non fic.”

by Chriszamora13 July 1, 2025

Fic

What hot women working in corporate call their "office"

1. "Where are you headed?"
2. "Im headed to the fic!"

by ratatwoeee January 9, 2024