punch the fat man

Masterbating with vigour.

I'm going to punch the fat man tonight.

by Bullturtle October 31, 2013

the fat man

A cataclysmic bomb that put Hiroshima in its place, an showed the japs that they should never have gotten into the war

Person: "I love how many people the fat man killed "

Person2: "me too, but I prefer the 'splosion that the little boy made"

by JewHunt42 December 15, 2016

“The Fat Man”

One of many slang uses for the word dad or father.

“The fat man” is on his way here, I’ll have to be going soon.

by darbell April 25, 2020

Texas fat man IQ

The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.

A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.

Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.

by Teepy D October 21, 2022

Fatty fatty fatty fat black man

The act of hitting the dab pen and blowing the weed vapor into your friend's anus aggressively , and proceeding to receive their subsequent fart (the fart is to be as gentle and long as possible).

John: "Bro! Greg! Did you hook up with that girl Jessica last night"
Greg: nah she friendzoned me and gave me a fatty fatty fatty fat black man.

by Slender black cock October 11, 2020

fat jolly man

A fat man who is very nice, happy, and laughs at his own jokes but sucks at his own overall goal.

Ex: teaching

Mark: Hey look at Mr. Wagger!
Susie: He's a nice fat jolly man.

by slavelabor34 January 12, 2022