Such A Fag(s)

When someone is being such a fag, that they are the equivalent of two or more fags.

John: "Dude, did you see Chris's status about his girlfriend?"
Demitri: "Yea man, hes Such A Fag(s)."

by Dumpology November 29, 2010

Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

hag's fag

A) A heterosexual male whose social activities primarily revolve around platonic relationships with multiple females and engaging in stereotypically feminine activities with said females. Although rarely exhibiting effeminate behaviors themselves, the hag’s fag is often considered to be “one of the girls” by the social group, and is noteworthy for being the sole male in a clique of all females.

B) A male who ends up becoming a female’s platonic best friend (often a cock tease) in a desperate and quixotic bid to become romantically linked to said female. Typical signs of hag’s-fagship include: withdrawal from everyday social activities to devote more time and energy to the partner, overly-chivalrous, hyper-affectionate, protective, doting, and tacky “romantic comedy” behavior directed at the female partner (i.e. being “the nice guy”), frequent partaking in “dating” activities with the female partner without the prospect of getting laid, delusions that the sexual “promised land” is just around the corner, lying and exaggerating about sexual encounters with the partner to peers, and mistaken beliefs by peers that the hag’s fag and the partner are romantically linked. While hag’s fags may engage in some low-level sexual activities with their partners (petting, handholding, sleepovers, hugging, kissing), these typically tend to be limited to the initial stages of the relationship and rarely progress beyond.

C) Any male who is repeatedly strung along by a female cock tease.

1. He is such a hag's fag! Does have any male
Friends?

2. I dropped over 100 bucks on that B and she still hasn’t put out. Not even a kiss! Fuck this. I’m definitely not interested in being her hag’s fag.

by Dean_Jungmin October 14, 2012

Baker's fag

Someone who is really, REALLY gay. I mean so gay you couldn't put him out with a bucket of water. The name is derived from a 'baker's dozen', getting 13 items for the price of 12. A 'baker's fag' will suck 13 dicks for the price of 12.

"Dude, Will is so friggin gay. I mean, he's a baker's fag. He'd suck 13 cocks for the price of 12.

by cagedape May 29, 2009

MAN'S FAG

Another name for a joint or spliff, normally with alot in that a light weight couldnt handle.

Jack said, "Can i have a puff of that please mate?"
I said, "No, its a man's fag!"

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

Who's the Fag Now?

A drinking game where a group of guys sit around naked while looking at each others cocks and getting drunk. the first one to get a boner gets his ass kicked for being a fag.

at the end of a long day one might say "I'm ready to go play a little Who's the Fag now?"

by MP Crew March 14, 2010