dick erosion

dick erosion is when your penis erupts out of its own skin successfully turning its self inside out

shit man did you hear about what happened to dave? i heard he got a case of dick erosion

by ShaparapAdonghuliorameirez May 2, 2018

Crotch/Jean Erosion

After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion

Dude, this summer had crotch/jean erosion almost every day...

by iHazNinjaSkills May 4, 2009

Food Erosion

When instead of having a specific portion of food, you keep chipping away at it, usually evenly around the edges, making the portion smaller, while not accepting that you are having some.

What happened to this cake? I swear it was bigger a minute ago. Looks like food erosion.

by cab callaway July 23, 2010

Erosion

When a prude dates a non-prude and succumbs to the idea of some sexuality in their relationship, accidentally causing a sudden eruption of their own pent-up horniness. The word is derived from the lusty Greek god of love and horniness "Eros".

Wow, that prude's undergone some major erosion!

by Patnode September 3, 2006

erosado

erosado, conversation beetwen a couple before goin'to the bed.

japanese gal : eto ne..honey, erosado ka??
korean man : oi, imi shimi pet pojida

by kim il sung February 18, 2007

bagina erosion

The erosion of the vagina(picture dead leaves mini sticks n interior skin eroding away inside the vagina) during that time of the month

Boy it really smells like bagina erosion in this fishmarket.

Hey Mike, you just got a taco filled w mini bits of bagina erosion

by dis da niggaryan March 10, 2005

jizz erosion

A condition affecting the faces of women, generally middle-aged, often with multiple husbands, in which the face of the woman has started to crack/break down/weather away after years of repeated splashing with the jism of the males she so desperately seeks to please (and get money from). Sign of a woman that is past her prime and has been used up by many beforehand.

Dude 1: Damn son, look at the rack on that MILF!
Dude 2: Nice boobjob...but damn check out her face!!!
Dude 1: OH SHIT THAT'S SOME NASTY JIZZ EROSION.
Dude 2: Bitch must be on her fifth or sixth husband by now!

by wizzard739 January 19, 2008