When you die, after you are cremated, your girlfriend takes a mouthful of your ashes and gives your best friend a blowjob.
by Theothefreak January 16, 2025
Get the Elyria Duster mug.Elania, a girl who can walk into the room with the brightest smile on her face, she’ll always make sure that everyone is treated fairly. But often misjudged and treated differently. She loves all her friends, she doesn’t have a lot, but enough to make her happy. Athletic, smart, brunette, European. Most Elania’s come from that. She sticks to 1 boy, and that 1 boy could mean the whole world to her. Sometimes shes judgy but thats mostly when people are jealous of her. (Everyone’s jealous of her) shes a walking goddess.
by .healourwounds July 8, 2025
Get the Elania mug.Or "elabiaorate" --- it means to give additional or more-thorough "juicy" details about a chick's delectable "downstairs lips" after initially having merely told yer listeners dat she has a nice vaginal opening.
Me: Tiffany really has a luscious "sweet spot".
Listening buddies: Schweet! Care to elabiarate?
Me: Sure thing! Well, let's see --- it's a nice tannish-pink color, has feathery bright-pink inner lips, and is very warm and moist and velvety. And talk about s-e-n-s-i-t-i-v-e --- she always majorly giggles and squirms and jerks her legs whenever I lick and suck on it!
Listening buddies: Schweet! Care to elabiarate?
Me: Sure thing! Well, let's see --- it's a nice tannish-pink color, has feathery bright-pink inner lips, and is very warm and moist and velvety. And talk about s-e-n-s-i-t-i-v-e --- she always majorly giggles and squirms and jerks her legs whenever I lick and suck on it!
by QuacksO January 13, 2026
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