When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.
I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!
by Rudy Goetell July 26, 2007
"Last week, he said he couldn't finish that project because he was doing job interviews and this week he said he was too busy training the new hire. That guy's a regular Enzo Excuses."
by Scotty Ballgame February 02, 2012
An excuse to blame the one side of a riot rather than the other who actually carried out the violent attacks.
by Type2GenomeManiac March 14, 2019
Someone asks you to go workout with them and you said no because you hurt your knee. You would reply... "You have excuse-itis, you need to get rid of your man boobs bro!"
by Pepps September 23, 2007
by James Ficklesticks December 07, 2016
An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.
Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!
I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!
I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
by MakgeoliDaan September 27, 2011
An explanation for your failures, so spectacular that even those you have let down will put their hands together.
Asked why there was no quarterly report, the vp replied, with the straightest of faces, that he had been abducted on his way to the office, given a medical exam by aliens aboard their UFO, and that the alien's dog did actually eat all his paperwork, and he was extremely sorry. An applausible excuse, it seemed, as he got a laugh from the CEO, clapping filled the conference room, and was not fired for two weeks.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020