albit einstein

He's wickid smaht.

Albit Einstein is so wickid smaht, he can map the whole entire city of Boston.

by KoreanStar73 October 28, 2014

Albert Einstein

a very smart bloke, everyone knows he thought of the theory of relativity and the formula E-MC squared.

no one can explain any of it

say wasn't Albert Einstein at Princeton? ... you know i heard he argued with his wife , crazy huh? a guy like that, a genius even he couldn't figure out women!

by theamazingjt April 5, 2011

Albert Einstein Maneuver

While being under 30 years of age, fucking someone whom is the age of Albert Einstein when he died

Dude your mom is great at the Albert Einstein Maneuver

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Albert Einstein

The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.

After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.

by tommydilfiger123 April 2, 2020

Stick it up your ass, Einstein

Basically, nobody fuckin cares and fuckin get lost you fuckin smartass

Stick it up your ass, Einstein

by Evilous Dark Power October 30, 2020

Big Einstein

1. The ability to create things with little or no resources.
2. A person that knows everthing.
3. Someone that mastered the art of nigga riging.

Let Big Einstein take a look at your coomputer I'm sure they can fix it.

by BIGBOYY2G June 10, 2004

Baby Einstein Vegetable

A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.

The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.

by Dr. Spock666 June 20, 2009