doot

A redneck's little, usually smelly penis.

Redneck: "What're ya doin' bitch!? Get over here and suck my doot!!"

by stenchtrench02 March 16, 2008

•-• doot

The name of the emoticon •-• that uses the bulletin dots outside of a dash. Used to show an awkward silence or blank stare.

Bob: I want to kill myself
Billy: •-• doot

by •-• doot January 24, 2019

Doots

Cute, cold ears , fad , diesel,jewel,rigby,Desmond

Omg Kyleighs sooo doots

by Brutikenz January 26, 2019

Doots

Originaly coined by a fellow student, "doots" meaning shit or worse.

For example.. "Your doots m8" or "cold, your doots at life m8" or "work is doots and my manager is doots"

by Ryan1471 March 31, 2006

doots

a black and white neutered cat/squeedely deets

I got a doots in my toots

by Deets April 20, 2003

doot

A person who is either about to go on jury duty or is already on a case, clueless about what goes on in criminal law procedures despite orientation in the waiting room and instructions from the judges. Also spelled "dut", both spellings pronounced to rhyme with "boot". From "jury DUTy".

What a pain in the butt! It's time for me to talk to that doot in front of me at the courthouse!

by pentozali February 04, 2009

Doot dartism

Mental urges that make you walk around saying doot dart in a constipated voice

Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 ayo what’s wrong man
Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 oh he must have doot dartism

by Pedro el taco man September 04, 2020