Donald J. Trump

An orange, racist man that the racist and stupid half of America decided to vote to elect as President of the United States.

Canadians: "Who the fuck elects an orange President, eh?"
Americans: "Half of our dumbass country."
Canadians: "Come over to Canada. You can have free maple syrup and go dog sledding without Donald J. Trump here."

Donald J. Trump by twitchcool69 June 21, 2020

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Donald J. Trump

The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.

A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.

At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.

The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.

Donald J. Trump by twitchcool69 June 20, 2020