Pez Dispenser

The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.

Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!

by Thisiswhatithink December 29, 2009

Pez Dispenser

To put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor

"I emptied my whole pez dispenser on the floor the other day"

by bigfellatrilogy March 8, 2012

pez dispenser

A sexual manuver similar to the elevator shaft. However, instead of completely removing the head, there is a small amount of skin left in tact on the hack of the neck, allowing the head to flop up and down like a pez dispenser.

Alex decided to do the pez dispenser instead of the elevator shaft because he would only need one trashbag to clean up.

by DLOTS November 28, 2006

Tape Dispenser

A person that works for the goverment that gives you a load of "red tape" to cut through. Higher levels include "Family Pack of Tape" and "Office Depot"

"Hey Bob you taking those plans to zoning?"
"Yeah"
"Watch out for those tape dispensers"

by The Draftsman August 28, 2005

Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.

Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."

by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy April 4, 2016

soap dispenser

sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser

optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards

Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.

by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017

std dispenser

The act of having sex with multiple people and simoultaneously transmitting a sexually tranferable disease.

"Why are all the hot babes sick?"
"Yo that guy had sex with all of them, he is a real STD dispenser"

by Psycadelicgamer March 25, 2017